Pep Vs.Press

The Setting: a typical Man City press conference. Journalists pepper Guardolia with loaded questions. Pep responds by breathing heavily into the microphones as if he were Luke and Leia’s  father. As he listens to the question he squints his eyes while simultaneously pulling his face apart as if he were the physical manifestation of the…

If Ronaldo had done that.

It’s time to retire a non-sensical football cliché. When a less high profiled footballer does something amazing, you’ll often here something along these lines: ‘If Messi did that, we’d be talking about it for weeks.’ ‘If Ronaldo did that we’d be talking about it for years.’ So when Everton’s Tom Davies scored a cute chip against…